We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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