Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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