want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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