Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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