Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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