Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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