some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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