he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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