did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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