That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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