I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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