Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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