forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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