Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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