Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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