Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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