I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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