I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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