Someone shit on the floor
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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