Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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