So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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