Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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