do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I love you.
Bad choice
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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