She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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