she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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