Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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