She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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