she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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