He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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