You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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