He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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