Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ketchup is God's man juice
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
50% drunk capacity currently
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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