Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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