on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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