So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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