her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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