He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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