he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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