i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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