I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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