It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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