are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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