The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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