I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im six kinds of drunk right now
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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