pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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