By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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