I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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