He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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