Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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