Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
me + whiskey = a bad person
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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