i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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