cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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