have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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