bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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